1. ~Name your dog "Dog"
  2. Reply what everyone says with "that's what YOU think"
  3. Go to a McDonalds, take the tip jar, and run around, saying stupid things to try to get people to put tips in the jar. But don't let the staff get you. (made by John Breasly)
  4. Learn Morse Code and have conversations consisting of "beep blop bliiiiiip boop"
  5. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show
  6. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
  7. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
  8. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read
  9. Hide in the bushes of your neighbors yard and blow a blow drier in their face whenever they walk by
  10. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
  11. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
  12. In an elevator look at a person inside of it for a minute then yell "YOUR ONE OF THEM!" and run to the corner
  13. In an elevator mutter to yourself "Shut up everyone shut up!" and bang your head on the wall
  14. In an elevator occasionally look in your suitcase/bag and say "Got enough air in there?"
  15. That's What She Said.
  16. Go to a popular place with lots of people Go up to ladies you don't know and tell them, "He's not coming." (Made by Samantha Goldshot, also taken from "How I met your Mother)"
  17. Go to any store with computers, go to YouTube and look up "HEYYAYAEYEAYEA for 5 hours." Play it on full volume and run out of the store as quick as you can. (contributed by David McMartin)

These will be listed about every week, it takes me a while to make them up, if you have any suggestions just talk to Edgar Wildrat or say something in the comments :D

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