This is Bounty Hunter Bill's last will and testament. It is written as follows.

I, Bounty Hunter Bill, being of sound mind and body, hereby distribute my items to my friends as follows

To my dear friend Lawrence Daggerpaine, I leave a lifetime supply of rum and three crates of my finest whiskey, and 600,000,000,000 gold pieces

Next, to my friend Bill Plunderbones, I leave all my famed throwing knives, my golden onyx ring, my golden ruby ring, and 500,000,000,000 gold pieces.

Next, to 1 of my dearest friends, Bess Firebones, I leave my corsairs cutlass, my tiger shark blade, and 2,000,000,000 gold pieces.

Next, to my esteemed wife, Lawless, I leave behind the rest of my famed weapons, my blade that I created, my dagger of the Hunter, my Knives of the Hunter, and 5 trillion gold pieces.

And to my dearest friend, Davy Hookwrecker, I leave behind the rest of my potions and property, and also 5,500,000,000,000 gold pieces

Next, to my friend John Breasly, A.K.A King George of England, I leave behind my sacred musket, my EITC outfit, and 2.5 billion gold pieces, and 10 Ships of the Line for his private fleet, along with 1000 War Frigates

Next, to my dear friend Lord Lawrence Dagger, I leave my Scoundrels' musket, a lifetime supply of wine and rum, and 2 crates of my finest liquor, and tequila, along with 3.5 billion gold pieces Next, to my friend Samuel Redbeard, I leave behind a coupon for free tonics and potions at ANY gypsy and potion brewing gypsy cart, along with 209.6 billion gold pieces.

Next, to my friend Kat, I leave the rest of my jewelry, tattoos, and 300.8 billion gold pieces

And finally, to my friend Edgar Wildrat, I leave behind the rest of my items and property, and 500 billion gold pieces.

And finally, for everyone, I leave a lifetime supply of double fudge chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup on it. And a pair of spiked cleats to the head.

Good luck, and may you enjoy these gifts.

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