I, Bartholomew Jäger Swordfury, being of sound mind and disposing memory and not acting under duress or undue influence, and fully understanding the nature and extent of all my property and of this disposition thereof, do hereby make, publish, and declare this document to be my Last Will and Testament, and do hereby revoke any and all other wills and codicils heretofore made by me.

Old Maui

Old Maui

I wish to be buried with...

My Hessian dress uniform

My Dwarven battle axe

An Eitc flag

My black Chapeau

A fine bottle of brandy

My Templar Ring

My family Ring

My blood red battle sash


My Family Ring

To Johnny Goldtimbers

My sword (To be placed on his wall)

My money to distribute as he chooses

My fine collection of spirits

My Earl Grey tea

To Marc Ironskull

My musket (To be used for sport or war)

My daggers

My Morgul blade (To be used well)

My blood-red battle sash (To be worn in battle)

My white horse

To John Breasly

My collection of rare books

My collection of muskets (not to be used too much)

My gem sash (Don't wear it, its cursed if you don't use it in battle)

To Richard Venables

My white Bengal tiger

My estate

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