I,Bartholomew Jäger Swordfury, being of sound mind and disposing memory and not acting under duress or undue influence, and fully understanding the nature and extent of all my property and of this disposition thereof, do hereby make, publish, and declare this document to be my Last Will and Testament, and do hereby revoke any and all other wills and codicils heretofore made by me.
Old Maui
I wish to be buried with...
My Hessian dress uniform
My Dwarven battle axe
An Eitc flag
My 'German Style' flat top hat
A fine bottle of brandy
My Templar Ring
My Family Ring
My Family Ring
To Johnny Goldtimbers
My Sword (To be placed on his wall)
My Money to distribute as he chooses
My fine collection of spirits
My Earl Grey tea
To Marc Ironskull
My Musket (To be used for sport or war)
My Daggers
My Morgul blade (To be used well)
My Blood-Red battle sash (To be worn in battle)
My White Horse
To John Breasly
My Collection of rare books
My Collection of muskets (not to be used too much)
My Gem sash (Dont wear it, its cursed if you dont use it in battle)
To Richard Venables
My white Bengal tiger
My Estate