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Revision as of 21:35, 2 January 2013
Intro
Since New Years resolutions are for noobs (no offense), I figured... why not do something a little less run-of-the-mill and a little more fun/creative? New Years superlatives!
Here's how it works: basically, consider anyone you know, and think of what they are (human, duh). The only beginnings I've heard of are "most..." and "most likely to...", but I'm sure we can come up with more creative stuff than that. Just add your name and your list of superlatives, and we can all get a good laugh (and perhaps, for the people who they're aimed at, a good cry). Happy New Year, and enjoy!
KittyNomsYou
Most likely to build a death ray and kill all of us: Hermit/Parax
Sexiest/most perverted admin: Jack Pistol
Hairiest ass: Richard Goldvane
Person who changed the most (not in a bad way) in 2012: John Breasly
Most unlikely friend: Blake Stewart
Sorest loser (love you :P) : Bill Plunderbones
Greatest listener: Kate (imy D: )
Person who I wanted to kill the most but who later proved a great friend: Albert Spark
Most epically hilarious to watch: Captain Leon
Hardest pokemon to catch: Lawrence Daggerpaine
Most kick-ass blonde with a dude's name: Bobby Moon xD
Craziest S.O.B.: All of the above :P
Johnathan Warsmythe
Guy everyone hates: Me
Ladies man: Old Man
Disliked person: G-Man
Oblivious person: Venables (is that how you spell it?)
Forgotten person: Keira
Keira's lovers: Parax, Venables
Best Admin: Stpehen
maybe I will think over more.......
Blake Stewart
Biggest badass: Sven Daggersteel
Biggest whore: Squidly Diddly.
Biggest gamer: Jack Pistol/John Breasly
Biggest Rager: William Brawlmartin
Biggest private parts: User: Blake Stewart's small penis (Yes. He came into chat -_-)
Best friend: Gibbsgirl11
Person who should be an admin: John Breasly (lolyep)
Worst admin(s): Katbluedog (Image hater) Stephan (Biggest fun cop)
Best friends: Mallace and Garland (If they're not married)
Biggest Cheater/Modder: G-man
Biggest Ass: (If not me) Albert Spark (Jk)
The guy everyone wants banned: "Le Le"
Biggest British man: Joooooooohnny Goldtimbers.
Jack Pistol
- Dirtiest mind: Hooky
- Biggest gossip: Jim Logan/Nults McKagan
- Most obnoxious: Svenny D/Parax
- Clown: G-man.
- Most rockin' bod (Male): Sven (Sorry, Brawlmartin, you were my next choice =o)
- Most rockin' bod (Female): KittyNomsYou & Bobby Moon (O'Malley knows the truth!)
- Most unlikely couple: Mallace and a female
- Most sensitive: Sensitive D (Svenny)
- Luckiest: Bill2222
- Ultimate hipsta: Jeremiah "Guv" Garland #wasahipstabeforeitwascool-hipsta!#
- Ultimate bro: David Dooda (the other name is too long, bro)
- Ultimate player: Johnny Goldtimbers (he's still got it)
- Ultimate stalker: Blake Stewart
- Coolest username: Anything with lots of X's, random upper and lower-case letters and the words "Ultimate" or "Jumper".
- SEXIEST THING ALIVE: Jack Pistol
- Most modest: Jack Pistol
- Best athlete: lolnope
- Most paranoid: Captain Leon's ego
- Most gullible: Marc Cannonshot
- Admin's pet:
Pencil, Nults, KeiraNobody - Best lie: "I killed a bear with a ballistic knife" ~ Jarod/"I am leaving the wiki and I do not care about it at all" ~ Pearson
- Most likely to be in the closet: Matthew Blastshot
- Most likely to become a nudist: Keira and Jim Logan (or a WWE wrestler, they are basically nude anyway)
- Best gamer: John Breasly
- Most likely to still be here in their 40s: Captaingoldvane2 (He will still be writing stories)
- Most likely to have many children: Keira Kinover-Mar (Who's yo daddy?)
- Person whose username is most likely their real name: Captaingoldvane2 and Stpehen (please pronounce the "stp")
- Kitty most likely to nom you: KittyNomsYou
- Most likely to be nommed by a kitty: Jeremiah Garland (awwww yeaaaaaaah!)
- Brothority on everythinga gaming: Jim Brogan
- Best links: Parax
- Best at coloring in the lines: John Breasly
- Best fashionista: Jarod
- Best handwriting: <insert name here>
- Celebrity look-alikes: Parax (Denzel Washington), John Breasly (Steve Buscemi), Albert Spark (Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy), Gibbsgirl (Joshamee Gibbs), Captaingoldvane2 (Jarod Fogle before), Nults McKagan (Deadmau5), Jim Logan (Jim Logan) and Andrew Mallace (the plague).
- That is all for now ;)
Marc Cannonshot
- Future Antichrist - Jack Goldwrecker.
- The person who will destroy the European Union - <insert name here>.
- Most anime lover in the entire wiki - Bill Plunderbones.
- Hottest Swedish monarch - Gibbsgirl.
- Number one person to win in a debate - Jeremiah Garland.
- Future Prime Minister of Britain - Johnny Goldtimbers.
- The Ash Ketchem of the wiki - Bill Plunderbones.
- Future Chancellor of Germany - Blastshot.
- Future person to get a restraining order from their ex - ?
- The person who does not have a life and is going to be alone forever - <insert name here>
- The person who told me that diet soda helped wash away blood stains - Billy Plunderbones.
- The dictator of the wiki - Marc Cannonshot (Maybe...).
- Nerd of 2012 - How the heck should I know? I am surrounded by nerds... and the most annoying ones as well.... (Jk).
- King of the world - John Breasly.
- Funniest person I know - Svenny D.
- Friendliest person - Jason EITC.
- Total war generals - Jarod and Marc.
- Ugliest person I know - <insert name here>.
- The dude with the sunglasses - Albert Spark.
- Future Pixar employee - Lawrence Daggerpaine.
- The man who will restore the British Empire in 2013 - Johnny Goldtimbers.
- Top British Generals - Sven, Richard Venables, Jason Blademorgan, and Ishamel.
- Mr. Victorian - Marc Cannonshot.
Captaingoldvane2
- Gayest - Matthew Blastshot
- Other type of gayest ( You'll NEVER KNOW! XD ) - G-man ( WHO IS GAYER!? The world may never know )
- Needs to play Pirates Online MORE - Bill Plunderbones ( He's NEVER on! )
- Needs to play Pirates Online LESS - Lawrence Daggerpaine ( He's ALWAYS on! )
- Best at Crafting Mines - Lawrence Daggerpaine
- Most likely to look exactly like their POTCO pirate - Chris Swordbones
- Most like Ron Weasely - John Breasly ( Character and appearance of course, not the name! )
- Best user to go with bread - Jeremiah Garland ( Garlic )
- Best user to eat on top of a dessert - KittyNomsYou ( Cherie )
- Most Mainly Chest Hairs - Jack Pistol
- Least Manly Chest Hairs - Blake Stewart
- Youngest user alive - Johnny Goldtimbers
- Most respectable user ever. Never talks about Blake Stewart and is always CALM in pvp. -Bill2222
- User I'm most likely to murder - Jim Logan
- User I'm most likely to date - Captaingoldvane2
- User most likely to die in 2013 - <insert name here>
- Most fun to fart on - KittyNomsYou/John Breasly
- Least wealthy, most poor, obviously homeless user - Captain Leon
- Most Wealthy User - Captaingoldvane2
- Most Sexiest ( And he knows it ) Captain Goldvane 3
- Most fun to "BOOGIE ON" with ( While eating mangos ) - Keira Kinover-Mar
- Writes gay stories - BoogieMango
- USER HAS BEEN INFECTED BY HAIRY ARM PARASITE! CAUTION! DO NOT APPROACH! - <insert name here>
- Admin with the biggest Pistol - Jack Pistol
- Calmest Admin of 2012 - KatBlueDog ( Exception: "I HATE PVP!" )
- Most fuzzy Admin of 2012 - Stpehen
- The one user who has buttloads of information stored on a single clipboard - Lawrence Daggerpaine
- Female users fantasize about him - Parax
- Midget who pretends to kill bears - Jarod Pillagebane
Biggest Admin Dictator who will takeover the Wiki in 2013 and become high-ruler of the UniverseBest Admin ever, would never betray the Wiki or do anything abusive - Captaingoldvane2- Is a Lizard and is attracted to Alligators - Gibbsgirl
- Is an alligator and is attracted to Lizards - Albert Spark
- '"-Stands Tall and Erect-'" ( QUOTE ) - Mallace
- Least perverted - Hookwrecker
- Most perverted - Bill2222
Jeremiah Garland
- Most likely to be arrested - Jim Logan (for loitering)
- Most likely to take over the free world - John Breasly
- Creates the most stories that I NEVER read - Captaingoldvane2
- User I'd most likely kiss given the chance -
Mallacea girl - userr wit teh bes gramer n stuf - greasy
- Most oBNOxious - Hooky
- Best story writer - Keira Kinover-Mar (you know which stories I'm talking about ;) )
- Most likely to dream about French girls - Marc Cannonshot
- Most likely person to engage in an intellectual PM with - Jack Goldwrecker
- Best looking - Jack Pistol
- Worst looking - Jack Pistol (IT'S A PARADOX :O )
- Most likely person I'd scam in Minecraft - Parax.
- Most likely person whose name I would make fun of - Nults McKagan
- Best bromance of all time - Mallace <3
- Greatest admin, even if he's Indonesian and corrupt - Jack Pistol
- Admin who reminds me oddly of my uncle - Stpehen
- Admin who I never talk to - GenLawrence
- Admin who needs to grow up - Jarod Pillagebane (he's only like 3 feet tall)
- User who needs to have a pinky problem checked out - Sven Daggersteel
- Guy who is fun to talk to - Blake Stewart
- Most likely person I'd PM seeking advice - Gibbsgirl/John Breasly
- Biggest pervert - It's a tie. Everybody formerly in the BNO
- User most likely to appear and disappear from the wiki at random times - Voxelplox
- User I'd want to meet in real life - The Bro Gang. (Breasly, Pistol, Mallace)
- User most likely to get in a sing-along with - Bobby Moon
- Biggest cry baby - Tama63 (lolz)
- Biggest grammar Nazi - Matthew Blastshot
- Person I'd want to be stranded on an island with - Jarod (his knife and arrow skills could come in handy)
- Biggest G-Man - G-Man
- Most Hispanic - Reyez de Luzez whatever
- Cutest couples - Al Spark and Gibbsgirl; Bobby Moon and N.R. (lol); Jeremiah Garland and Mallace; Jim Logan and Katbluedog
Jack Goldwrecker
- Biggest pervert - Hooky
- Biggest jackass - John Breasly (xD)
- Most likely person I would question the sexuality of - Nults McKagan
- Person I would most likely stalk, kill, and eat - Albert Spark
- Most cultural person - Jeremiah Garland
- The person I would like to take into a room with no windows and attack - Leon
- Person I would preach to in order to annoy - Jim Logan
- Biggest cry baby - Jim Logan
- Person most likely to respond butthurtly to the last two suprlatives - Jim Logan
Bob Moon
- Biggest idiot on the wiki: <insert name here> <3
- Whitest Hispanic rapper: Reyes De Luz (Albert Spark)
- Most likely to scream randomness in an Indian accent: Basil Brawlmonk (GO ISHAMEL)
- Biggest 18th century playa: Johnny Goldtimbers
- Best accent: Jackie Pistola
- Most likely to scream random crap in chat: Gibbsgirl11 (CLEARRRR BEBEHSSS)
- Most likely to lose in a white rap battle to bob: Jeremiah "Vampire Repellent" Garland
- Most likely to have a 3-hour Skype conversation with bob (while she's eating food the majority of the time xD): Reyes De Luz (Albert Spark)
- Most likely to be my arch-nemesis: Bill2222222222
- Most likely to be cursed at by bob: My freaking touchscreen!!!!
- Best hair: Oldtimbers (wig ftw)
- Daily Wiki Comedian: Parax
- Most likely to be pinged: Keira Kinover-Mar :)
- Most likely to have their name turned into a chant: GO ISHAMEL GO ISHAMEL GO ISHAMEL
- Most likely to give a soap-box speech: Keira Kinover-Mar
- MORE WHEN I THINK OF THEM