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The Magic Pieces of Eight Ball is the pirate's equivilent to the popular Magic Eight Ball! After all, what's better than a plastic sphere helping you solve your problems? Nothing! The Magic Pieces of Eight Ball includes the classic answers such as "Yes" and "No," but also comes with new creative phrases such as "Don't go in the closet" and "Destroy Him/Her." The MPEB is highly acclaimed for it's intelligence and great decision making skills. Bill Plunderbones has said "This Magic Pieces of Eight Ball is so great and intelligent that everyone should get one! Whoever invented it is a great and wonderful person! "
The Magic Pieces of Eight Ball was invented by Bobby Moon one day, when she could not decide what to do in a tense situation. Now, you can also buy your own from Full Moon Corporation! Each Magic Pieces of Eight Ball includes 15 unique phrases. You can get yours for the low price of 500 gold or 5 pieces of eight by ordering in comments here or in comments on the Full Moon Corp. page!
Known Answers[]
- Yes
- No
- Maybe So
- How the hell am I supposed to know?
- Legalize man... (Only available on the hippie version)
- Give up on life (emo version)
- U mad bro?
- Ask again later!
- Run, man, run!
- Idc bro...
- THIS. IS. SPARKA!!!!
- I blame Jack!
- Sounds tough!
- Its all Obama's fault!! (Republican version)
- DESTROY THEM!!!
- Did you choose the thug life?
- Aint nobody got time fo that!
- Out of Order
- Legalize man, or give up on life because its all Obama's fault!! (Hippie, emo, republican version)
Proud Owners of a Magic Pieces of Eight Ball[]
- Bobby Moon!
- Hermit