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I am a Level 40 Pirate in POTC, I have lost much intrest about the game due to the lack of updates. I also have a Level 1 Armored hull on my War Galleon, the Sea Sabre.He accepts any challenge
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Age in game: 91 IM AN OLD MAN :P
My will ( Didn't want to have the Trouble of making new page :P )
I, Christopher Ironshot, distrubite these items being sound at mind, for it may be my last days.
Lord Tyler Crossbones : 2,000,000g, My uniform, and my Rank 1 Armoured War Galleon
Bobby Moon ( Bob ) Documents of my pranks on noobs ( So you can do the pranks to Bill :P ) And my Bush Master Pistol.
Bill Plunderbones : All 4 of my Cursed Weapons ( Not including my Bitter End ) Rank 5 Cargo Hull Galleon and a Lifetime Supply of rum.
Enrique : My Stormchaser War Sloop And 40k Gold.
Lawrence Daggerpaine : My Bloodfire Broadsword, My Throwing Knives, and the books from my own library.
Bounty Hunter Bill ( Hunter ) A select few of my swords.
Jason Foulvane : NOTHING!!!
British Prime Minister Johnathan Goldtimbers : My Mansion, and My EITC Uniform. Gold Handled cane with a sword concealed inside
King George Augustus II : My mansion in England and Violin
Governor Marc Cannonshot : My Thourghbred horse and my Mansion in New England
The Godhermit : Anything he wants :P
Major Venerables - My Mansion in Hawaii, 20, 40 pounder howitzers, and lastly a gold handled cane with a sword concealed inside.
I leave anything else to my Son and Daughter, Charles and Elizabeth.
Items to be burried with me : Sword Masters Sabre, EITC Assassin's Dagger, Swiss Repeater Pistol, and my Swiss Musket and Bayonet.
Damn you. I should of shot you some time ago >_< - hits a noob that is not listening to Hermit - LISTEN TO THE GODHERMIT!
Random seaman : Orders? Me: OPEN FIRE!!!!
Shut up and fire your rifle :P
- reville plays at Fort Couragous - Me: Just can't get them noobs up :P
- aims gun at noob - Me: Any last words, noob? Noob: Aye. - noob kicks gun out of my hand, and does jack sparrow escape - Damn it
- I am on my ship with a Lieutenant Commander - Ready to hang Jolly's head on the bowsprit?
Me : Ugh ( at a pirate ) How'd you get on here? You look bloody horrible.
Me at a noob : En-garde - narrows eyes and turns undead - - Noob's mind is blown - Me: BWAHAHAHA
GENTLEMEN, FOR CROWN AND COUNTRY! OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gentlemen, United, we are strong, UNITED WE WILL WIN!! TO ARMS!!!! MAKE READY FOR BLOOD AND WEIGH ANCHOR!! HA HA HA!
My Favorite Quotes
Taxation with out repsentation is Tyranny - James Otis, Sons of Liberty
England expects that every man will do his duty. Rear Admiral, Lord Horatio Nelson, Battle of Trafalgar, flown from the HMS Victory.
Impossible is not in French - Napoleon Bonaparte
In honour I gained with them, in honour I will die with them - Horatio Nelson
Be Courteous to all, but intamite with few. - George Washington
Don't give up the Ship! - Commodore James Lawrence, Battle of Lake Erie, his last words.
Cutler Beckett : Your'e mad! Jack Sparrow : Thank goodness for that or this would never work! (Jack Sparrow lights a cannon that flies him to the Black Pearl, taking out the HMS Endevodor's Main Mast) - Jack Sparrow
Shoot him, cut out his tounge, then shoot his tounge, and trim that scraggly beard. - Jack Sparrow, refering to Barbossa, after he says to free Calypso
Oi! Fishface! Loose something? Srungili! (Jack Falls down Stairs) Got it! Now, you slimy git, (In sing-song voice) I GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I GOT A JAR OF DIRT, AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT! ( xD ) - Jack Sparrow
Elizabeth Swann: This is madness! Jack Sparrow: This is politics. xD - Jack Sparrow
I will send you to the tower of London to be tortured by Garg........ don't ask what "it" is.... we found him in a cave.... He loves Lord Chancellors ^_^ - Johnathan Goldtimbers
Soldats, lorsque je donne l'ordre de tirer, tirer tout droit à mon cœur. Attendez l'ordre. Ce sera ma dernière à vous. Je proteste contre ma condamnation. Je me suis battu une centaine de batailles pour la France, et non pas les uns contre elle ... Soldats, feu! - Translation, Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her ... Soldiers, Fire! - Michel Ney, French General under Napoleon Bonaparte
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Military Log 1745
July 12th : Started new log : First battle of the rebels "Fight for Independence"
July 13th : ;Admirality Meeting. Skirmish off the coast of England while protecting a Trading Fleet.
July 14th : Never going back to Switzerland.
Always listen to your superior, anilate noobs ( XD ), Never annoy Bobby Moon ( Bob ) :P Last, catch the SSWJ (Scone-Stealing-Wackjob ) HE STOLE MY MY SCONES :O
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