-gets out big dusty book-
Once upon a time... oh blah blah blah this story is pure fiction! -throws book in the air and a cat screams 'meow' -
Heres my version of a fairytale: There once lived a knight, wait scratch that, sumo wreastler named karl. He longed to draw the attention of the beautiful princess slayer. She has long flowing hair and her pretty face was covered by a murder hockey mask, she carried around a chain saw and loved to play 'tag' with the villagers. One day while the sumo wrestler was picking flowers (not a pretty sight), when he spotted the princess slayer. She was brutally playing with some wild deer. He went over to talk to her, the princess accidently took him for a bear, she turned around, took her chainsaw and..... -tv cuts off and says 'this program is deemed bad for your health'-
THE END!