FANDOM

Captain Ned Edgewalker

Admin Chat Moderator
  • I live in Vancouver, Canada
  • I was born on May 23
  • My occupation is introverted jerk with no instragram account
  • I am a potato
  • Captain Ned Edgewalker

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


    soon more






    Read more >
  • Captain Ned Edgewalker

    THE ULTIMATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK HAS BEEN PROCLAIMED AS: 

    Mallace: "It's not a problem. It's the solution." Zoomer: "the final solution" Wag: "the final solution." Nults: "the final solution" ~ proof that the wiki is racist





    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR THE THING I'VE TEASED 500 TIMES EXCEPT NOW I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT!

    Given that Quote of the Week has essentially been dead on this here website for a while now, it's finally time for THE ULTIMATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK! This summer marks the 4th anniversary of QOTWs creation, but I don't wanna wait until then so WE DOIN THIS SHIT NOW.

    Starting today (cuz i can't bear to wait until tomorrow), for the next three weeks the following polls will take place:

    • On the first week, 3 damn good quotes from ever…




    Read more >
  • Captain Ned Edgewalker




    since some yellow bitch announced this on GFW discord before i was ready i'm quickly throwing this together as a less-gay explanation



    tl;dr gonna do a game night once a week



    cuz it's fun



    Minecraft (Cactice, Hunger Games, CTF, adventure maps), CAH, skribbl.io, TLOPO and a whole load of other things that could come to mind. games do not have to be free but the vast majority of us have to own it or be willing to buy it



    for "competitive" events i'm gonna keep a useless tally of victories somewhere just cuz


    once a week



    you can vote on dates and times on the announcements channel in GFW discord, but make sure to select all options that'd work for you




    ok thanks

    Read more >
  • Captain Ned Edgewalker

    WELL

    WELL

    WELL

    WELL


    I'M STILL HERE


    AND IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER ONE


    ARE YOU PREPARED


    I'M NOT LET'S GO



    Now this one is more obscure compared to some of the others, but I think it's the perfect fit given that Mallace is the ever-loving connoisseur of Democracy™, it fits perfectly given that people voted on whether I should stay or I should go.


    I vote that I should go. 



    So, this one is about me dying in POTCO because I was poisioned or some shit and that I was gonna make David the next pirate prince. When does the ned generation start?


    given nults is the current pirate king and that pirate king cannonwalker is probably dead inside from all of those caribbean politics, this works



    this one is perfect for johnny because, well just listen to it


    "I have a life to…














    Read more >
  • Captain Ned Edgewalker





    Randomly Generated is where imma write some short stories, all with a randomly generated plot using this lil site right here (or maybe a different one). It'll be fun, ok? I promise.


    Welcome back to ENN at 5 o'clock. We now bring you live to the residence of President Ned Edgewalker, where James Abilio is outside with an update on the illegal protests that took place there earlier today. James?


    On a particularly snowy day in the Edgelandian capital, members of the known terrorist group "Activists for a Peaceful Edgelandia" began protesting outside of the residence of President Ned Edgewalker, 24 Union Avenue. A.P.E. was protesting the recent declaration of war by The Meme Must Go On against rival region Sivella.


    News outlets willing to overloo…








    Read more >
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.