An Embarrising Friend[]
My Lord, Members of the jury, I was online about a week ago and had a friend staying at my house for the night i left him in good trust that he wouldn't touch anything and yet he did! and made a NAZI page using my user profile that was still logged in on my laptop. My Friend Logan Hayward better known as Lt. Jeremiah O'Brien was faced by Jeremiah Garland who accused him of being me and of lying and making up the crap about me dying for attention. which i did not! I am an honest Boy who has already lost his dad at the age of three so i known what its like to lose someone and i wouldn't do it.
I ask that you all look at the evidence given and put me on trial and give me your verdicts.
I plead not guilty
~Captain Jack Harkness of HMS Torren~